Mum thought I had left the house

And all I heard her say was “Stupid Erika!
Never heard that before. I yelled back “I’M STILL HERE!!!”
So she tried laughing it off and came into my room to give me a goodbye hug and the grocery money that I’d ‘stupidly’ not gotten from her wallet yet.
"Bye Erika."
"Bye Stupid Mum."
*Mum’s nervous laughter as she walks out*
Sometimes it’s better to joke then take things to heart. That’s one lesson I’m learning from my ex/best friend.

finding-jodi
themarathonofholdingon:

imoddforaliving:

contemporaryheart:

derinthemadscientist:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.

agreeed^ mine was a ninja lady

Mine is sometimes a boy, sometimes a girl and sometimes a honey-coloured cat.

this is so interesting…i thought it was only me

themarathonofholdingon:

imoddforaliving:

contemporaryheart:

derinthemadscientist:

surprisebitch:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

i really hope that a psychologist sees this and will post the physiological reason why 99.9% of kids do this

My imaginary runner did not look this terrifying.

agreeed^ mine was a ninja lady

Mine is sometimes a boy, sometimes a girl and sometimes a honey-coloured cat.

this is so interesting…i thought it was only me

twilight-triforce

rilgon:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc